...when to stop kicking a sleeping dog. Feeling those teeth in your shin is usually a pretty good indicator. It may be more of a problem with a possum. Is he asleep? Is he assuming his usual defensive position? Or is he really dead?
We raise the subject because, at the risk of kicking the "sleeping" downtown hounds/possums fruitlessly one more time, we’re going to ask a couple of questions - on two different subjects - which may sound something more than familiar.
The first is the proposed new development - residential, retail and parking - in the northwest quadrant of the mile square. At the risk of over-simplifying, the deal appears to involve, in part, the exchange of open space parking lots for a huge new parking building.
As we understand it, in exchange for some of that open space, the city will throw about $13 million into the pot to build a parking garage for the current owner of the land, thereby making other lots available to the developer.
We are given no logical reason why the city should have any part at all in this transaction. If the developer can proceed with the project by replacing open lots with a garage, that’s the way things are supposed to work. Go to it, guys!!
But we suppose it helps to have handy money lying around for the city. One of the things we are told is that the city's share of this boondoggle will come out of the TIF "slush fund for friends" in the mayor’s office. (Well, no, the reporters didn’t call it a "slush fund." But then, when have they?)
The second item just popped into mind while reading the president’s State of the Union speech. "We need to spend more money!"
We’re still embarrassed at nitpicking such small amounts, but somebody’s gotta’ do it. Of course we’re talking about the millions of Indy/federal tax dollars that we just blew on the Georgia Street boondoggle.
We’re a state capitol. Is there any reason not to believe that every state capitol probably wasted - at least - an equal amount this past year? $10 million federal dollars times 50 state capitols amounts to $500,000,000.
Granted, that’s only a lousy half billion dollars. And didn’t we just hear on the news tonight that the U.S. Senate refused to pass a resolution denying another increase of $1.2 trillion in the national debt? So again, we apologize for mentioning such trivial items.
We don’t remember seeing news items in past months which actually criticized the Georgia Street expenditure. Maybe after The Football Game we could turn the zipline around and sell rides between Georgia Street and Union Station!
Guess we just have to keep wondering whether the downtown hounds and possums are asleep or dead. Maybe some extra heavy steel-toed shoes would help. Any suggestions?